Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium is a 2007 film written and directed by Zach Helm. The film stars Dustin Hoffman, Natalie Portman, Jason Bateman and Zach Mills. The screenplay is the first that Zach Helm wrote when hired as a contract writer at 20th Century Fox, but it remained unfilmed until Helm was able to buy the script back after Stranger than Fiction was made.

rom trailer] lly Mahoney: I asked for a lollipop and I got a lemur! . Edward Magorium: A lemur?

lly Mahoney: Mr. Magorian, I asked the big book for a lollipop and I got a lemur! . Edward Magorium: A lemur? We don't even carry lemurs! I'm not even sure I know what a lemur is! Wait, is that that small primate-looking thing?

. Edward Magorium: I fell so completely in love with these shoes, I bought enough pairs to last my whole lifetime. This is my last pair.

nry Weston: You know, some people... send flowers, or cards, or... give people hugs. I... make sure their paper work's all in order. I thought I'd try something different.

. Edward Magorium: I've hired an accountant. lly Mahoney: What? . Edward Magorium: It's a cross between a counter and a mutant.

rom trailer] nry Weston: How can a store throw a temper tantrum?

. Edward Magorium: Your life is an occasion, rise to it.

lly Mahoney: Are you dying? . Edward Magorium: Light bulbs die, my dear. I am departing.

rom trailer] olds out her hand to a full shopping bag] lly Mahoney: Come on, get out of there! blue ball flies out of the bag and into her hand] lly Mahoney: Bouncy balls. Always tryin' to escape.

rom trailer] nry Weston: When you say magical, do you mean special? lly Mahoney: Magical. nry Weston: What about... really really cool? lly Mahoney: MAGICAL!

. Edward Magorium: Mortamer fetch. . Edward Magorium: Stupid zebra.